me: "owen, come here. it's time to get a new diaper" him, sprinting down the hall with no pants on: "forget about it!" he's quoting benny the rabbit, a short-lived sesame street character who happens to be in his favorite "count with me" video. i'm turning my head, trying not to let him see me laugh, because his use and tone with the phrase are so spot-on.
This buster's on his iPhone talking to his friends
Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse
You're the most annoying dude I've ever seen brah
Could you please move, you're right in front of the Quinoa